I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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