is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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