Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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