Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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