I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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