hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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