So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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