he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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