Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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