i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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