Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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