It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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