speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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