He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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