Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was born a porn star she said
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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