shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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