Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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