your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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