Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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