New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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