there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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