We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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