pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
