just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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