Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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