I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
