i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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