so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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