i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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