Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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