She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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