it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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