We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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