There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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