im six kinds of drunk right now
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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