I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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