Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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