there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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