when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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