seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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