ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
