areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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