Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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