In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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