But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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