no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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