Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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