Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i need some magic done to my vagina
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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