Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
false alarm. still invincible.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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