Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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