Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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