Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
